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A donkey invades Soviet domestic bliss. Bureaucracy crumbles. Chaos reigns.
TMDB
80

Never Guessed and Didn't Expect (1982)

absurdistdomestic warfarebureaucratic nightmare

Overview

Comedy

In an ordinary Soviet apartment, where an ordinary Soviet family lives, suddenly ... the donkey breaks in. All attempts to expel the animal end in vain. Neither the police, nor the veterinary service, nor even the local hooligan can help. And only the ubiquitous film-goers, who needed an animal for filming a movie, manage to put the donkey out of the apartment.

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Standout Aspects

Acting

Lev Durov's escalating desperation is pure comedic gold.

Writing

Satire sharper than Soviet bread lines.

Best for:Friends: Soviet-era comedy night with snacks and vodka.·Rewatch: Catch every bureaucratic jab you missed.
Viktor Titov

Director

Viktor Titov

ReleasedJun 6, 1982
Runtime1h 17m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacesteady
Intensitymedium
Tonelight
Feellight
Ekran

Top Cast

Evgeniya Glushenko

Evgeniya Glushenko

Roman's Wife

Lev Durov

Lev Durov

Roman Ivanovich Dolgorukov

Leonid Markov

Leonid Markov

Director Georgy Sergeevich

Yevgeni Morgunov

Yevgeni Morgunov

Neighbor

Natalya Varley

Natalya Varley

Professor's Wife

Aleksandr Demyanenko

Aleksandr Demyanenko

Professor

Ilya Rutberg

Ilya Rutberg

Research Institute Employee

Vladimir Basov

Vladimir Basov

Disinfector

Nikolai Parfyonov

Nikolai Parfyonov

Housekeeper

Yuriy Prokhorov

Yuriy Prokhorov

Kapitan Prokhorov

Vladimir Korovkin

Vladimir Korovkin

Fyodorov - Senior Lieutenant

Vladimir Makhov

Vladimir Makhov

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Deep Dive

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Cultural

Titov made this during Brezhnev's stagnation era, when Soviet audiences craved any satire of institutional incompetence.

Trivia

The donkey was reportedly better behaved than half the human cast, causing only one on-set 'incident' involving a rug.

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