The only disaster movie where the real catastrophe is your search history.
The only disaster movie where the real catastrophe is your search history.
When you just can't resist asking that pretty stranger next to you if you can squeeze her tits, that's a BIG RACK ATTACK! Don't panic though... This weakness for whoppers is common and you're not alone. If you're like us, you love to suck, fuck, and squeeze big balloons, huge hand-warmers, massive milk cans, jiggly jumbos, lovely lactoids, fleshy funbags, perky pokers, plump pillows, and bouncy bra busters. Resist the uncontrollable urge to grab girls in public and push play on this DVD instead! 28 pussies, 56 perfect pairs, and enough tit-tugging to satisfy any cannon connoisseur!
Production
That glossy 2007 digital video aesthetic—positively archaeological
Editing
Seamless transitions between scenes shot years apart
Practical Effects
Zero CGI, maximum authenticity in its very specific niche
Amy Ried
(archive footage)
Lisa Ann
(archive footage)
Jessi Summers
(archive footage)
Arianna Alyse
(archive footage)
Sophie Dee
(archive footage)
Chloe Dior
(archive footage)
April Blossom
(archive footage)
Jasmine Tame
(archive footage)
Brooke Haven
(archive footage)
Tyler Faith
(archive footage)
Christin Black
(archive footage)
Lexi Marie
(archive footage)
Alexis Silver
(archive footage)
Angel Eyes
(archive footage)
Brandy Talore
(archive footage)
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
This 2007 compilation captures the tail end of the DVD boom before streaming obliterated physical adult media. The 'archive footage' label means most performers were already retired or rebranding when this hit shelves.
Lisa Ann would later parlay this era of work into playing Sarah Palin in Hustler's 2008 'Who's Nailin' Paylin?'—one of porn's rare mainstream news cycle moments.
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