If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

October 10, 2025
Directed by
Mary Bronstein

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

hotel

therapist

female protagonist

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Last Updated: 4 hours ago

Cast

Rose Byrne as Linda

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien as Therapist

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky as James

A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald as Caroline

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn as Child

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein as Dr. Spring

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk as Diana

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg as Parking Attendant

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan as Landlord

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Eva Kornet

Breathworker

Ella Beatty as Kate

Ella Beatty

Kate

Helen Hong as Eva

Helen Hong

Eva

Daniel Zolghadri as Stephen

Daniel Zolghadri

Stephen

Josh Pais as Brad

Josh Pais

Brad

Ronald Bronstein as Caroline's Husband (voice)

Ronald Bronstein

Caroline's Husband (voice)

Official Trailer

Official Trailer

A24 x Letterboxd: The List - Mary Bronstein & Conan O'Brien

A24 x Letterboxd: The List - Mary Bronstein & Conan O'Brien

Wine Tasting with Rose Byrne and Mary Bronstein - Official Promo

Wine Tasting with Rose Byrne and Mary Bronstein - Official Promo

Official First Look

Official First Look

Cast and Crew Q&A | TIFF 2025

Cast and Crew Q&A | TIFF 2025

Art Therapy with Rose Byrne and Conan O’Brien

Art Therapy with Rose Byrne and Conan O’Brien

Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Christian Slater & Mary Bronstein on If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Christian Slater & Mary Bronstein on If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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