

What if The Only Way Is Essex met What We Do in the Shadows and nobody survived sober?
A trio of Essex girls offer their special brand of hospitality to a morose mysterious stranger.
Acting
The trio's chemistry—genuine Essex energy, zero filter.
Writing
Dialogue so specific you'll swear you know these women.
Director
Angie Darling Baby
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Director Angie Darling Baby reportedly cast real Essex locals for atmosphere, with Gaskell and Mae having previously worked together in immersive theatre.
The title parodies academic vampire studies while the film itself weaponizes 'Essex girl' stereotypes—turning mockery into something oddly triumphant by the final frame.
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