

13 minutes of trauma, ping pong, and a chimp that will haunt your dreams.
ATTENTION: Due to users confusing our movie with “Primate (2025)” we have received an undeserved influx of negative reviews from people who think they’re reviewing “Primate.” Please keep this in mind when watching and reviewing our movie and don’t let these false negative reviews sway your opinion. Haunted by a bloodthirsty beast from her past, a young woman must duel to decide the fate of her heart.
Practical Effects
The chimp suit somehow makes it MORE disturbing.
Editing
13 minutes feel like a lifetime—in the best way.
Director
Tristan Seever
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
The 'Primate (2025)' review bombing is peak internet chaos—a 13-minute indie getting mistaken for a blockbuster about actual primates.
Seever casting himself as the chimp suggests the monster-as-creator reading: artists literally become their own traumatic creations.