

What if Law & Order met SpongeBob in an 8-minute fever dream?
Since the popularization of the waffle cone by Syrian immigrant food vendor Ernest Hamwi, ice cream has long been associated with criminal activity. The leading data-driven crime cyborgs at Precinct 88 are on a mission to put an end to this decades-long trend.
Acting
Schalhoub plays four characters and commits to all of them
Writing
Gary and Bag Duck deserve their own spinoff immediately
Editing
Mockumentary chaos crammed into 8 perfect minutes
Director
Audrey Schalhoub
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
The Ernest Hamwi waffle cone reference is real — Syrian immigrant at 1904 World's Fair, now canon in snail crime lore.
This is what happens when someone watches too much Reno 911! and SpongeBob on the same edible. The 'Myrtle Wombat' keyword suggests Australian fever-dream influences nobody asked for.
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