

The most cursed 12 minutes of your entire childhood — if you even survived it.
The D.A.R.E. Report: The Land of Decisions and Choices is an American anti-drug cartoon made in association with D.A.R.E (Drug Abuse Resistance and Education).
Sound
Greg Burson somehow keeping a straight voice through this.
Director
Michael Polcino
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
D.A.R.E. programs cost taxpayers billions while studies showed zero impact on actual drug use — this cartoon is essentially propaganda archaeology.
Director Michael Polcino later worked on The Simpsons; Dana Hill voiced Max in Goof Troop before her tragic early death.
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