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She wanted a real man. She got 10,000 years of unresolved issues.
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Neander Jin - Die Rückkehr des Neandertalers (2009)

absurdistrom-com chaosFreudian fever dream

Overview

Comedy

The Return of The Neanderthal Man is a screwball comedy with a Freudian twist. The story of a young woman's quest to find the perfect mate, who is embodied in a 10,000 year old Neanderthal Man. A tongue in cheek look at relationships in our modern age, The Return of the Neanderthal playfully examines all of our preconceived notions about love and romance and turns them inside out and upside down.

Flag of DEDEGerman
Content warning

Standout Aspects

Acting

Jon Chardiet commits fully to grunting heartthrob energy

Writing

Freudian puns that would make your therapist flinch

Costume

Neanderthal drag in contemporary Berlin is *chef's kiss*

Best for:Solo: When you're questioning every swipe-right decision you've ever made·Friends: Wine night with your most unhinged takes on modern masculinity·Date Night: Test if they can handle absurdism — red flag if they can't
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Director

Florian Steinbiss

ReleasedJan 1, 2009
Runtime1h 21m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacefast
Intensitymedium
Tonelight
Feellight

Top Cast

Jon Chardiet

Jon Chardiet

Neander-Jin

Milton Welsh

Milton Welsh

Marc Armagnac

Wolfgang Müller

Wolfgang Müller

Dr. jur. Kurt Ewald Silencio

Hanno Friedrich

Hanno Friedrich

PD Dr. Tobias Silverman

Axel Siefer

Axel Siefer

Dr. Kolowkowsky

Zeljka Preksavec

Zeljka Preksavec

Madame

Rosalind Ayres

Rosalind Ayres

Giesela Kasper

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Deep Dive

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Cultural

Steinbiss made this as a direct response to Germany's 2000s 'crisis of masculinity' discourse, literally embodying the backlash.

Trivia

The Neanderthal prosthetics were so uncomfortable that Chardiet could only shoot 4-hour days, which accidentally made his performance more authentically cranky.

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