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A silent British sex comedy where everyone's horny and nobody can speak—pure chaos.
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Futtocks End (1970)

Carry On but artsyFawlty Towers eroticaBawdy pantomime

Overview

Comedy

Entirely silent, with a musical score, sound effects and incoherent mutterings, the story revolves around a weekend gathering at the decaying country home of the eccentric and lewd General Futtock (Ronnie Barker) and the series of saucy mishaps between the staff (Michael Hordern plays the lecherous butler) and his guests.

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Standout Aspects

Acting

Ronnie Barker's eyebrows do ALL the talking

Direction

Silent comedy timing in 1970—actually committed

Practical Effects

Every prop is a potential phallic symbol

Best for:Streaming: Late night when you want weird British energy·Solo: Nobody else will get why you're giggling·Background: Visual wallpaper with occasional horny noises
Heads up:Sexual Content: Constant innuendo, groping, and 1970s leering—played for laughs·Disturbing: The incoherent mutterings get weirdly intense
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Director

Bob Kellett

ReleasedFeb 1, 1970
Runtime49m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacesteady
Intensitymedium
Tonelight
Feellight
David Paradine Films
Gannet Films

Top Cast

Ronnie Barker

Ronnie Barker

Gen. Futtock

Michael Hordern

Michael Hordern

The Butler

Roger Livesey

Roger Livesey

The Artist

Kika Markham

Kika Markham

The Niece

Mary Merrall

Mary Merrall

The Aunt

Hilary Pritchard

Hilary Pritchard

The Bird

Jennifer Cox

Jennifer Cox

The Maid

Richard O'Sullivan

Richard O'Sullivan

The Boots

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Cultural

Made during the brief British 'silent revival' of the late 1960s, when critics briefly pretended talkies were a mistake.

Trivia

Ronnie Barker wrote most of his own mutterings—the script just said 'incoherent noises' and he improvised daily.

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