James Bond wishes his gadgets worked THIS hard.
Hot and horny Brit lad, Luke Desmond, is a man on a mission – a secret mission, which he undertakes with the kind of testosterone-fuelled fury that you’d expect from a lad with a cock like his. Talk about big! This special agent needs a special licence for a weapon of those proportions, and what’s more he’s never afraid to use it in the service of Queen and country. No hungry pucker is safe, as Desmond leaps to action Skyfall-style to rescue us from the perils of non-descript porn in this ass-stretching, spunk-splattered fantasy!
Production
The genuine effort put into Bond pastiche framing.
Costume
Tuxedos that stay on just long enough to matter.
Writing
Puns that achieve weapons-grade cringe.
Director
Michael Burling
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
2012 was peak Bond resurgence with actual 'Skyfall'—parody studios raced to capitalize on mainstream marketing heat, often beating official merchandise to shelves.
Director Michael Burling specialized in high-concept gay parodies during this era, treating each with surprising production value despite the obvious budget constraints.
GB
