In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins, is sent by Smirnoff the Wizard to destroy the legendary G-String - the most powerful weapon in the land.
Writing
Puns so aggressively terrible they achieve poetry
Production
Dollar-store costumes that scream 'we shot this in a weekend'
Acting
Performances ranging from 'game' to 'legally distinct from acting'

Director
Terry West
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Part of a 2000s micro-genre of LOTR softcore parodies that peaked when studios realized nerds had disposable income and loneliness.
Erin Brown (Dildo) later became a respected indie horror director under her real name, making this her origin story in the most cursed way possible.
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