The 70s called — they want their plot holes, bad wigs, and zero massage technique back.
A masseuse takes on different disguises to satisfy her clients with sex. She disguises herself as a boat crewman, a Chinese girl, and an uninformed motorist.
Costume
The 'Chinese girl' wig deserves its own Razzie category.
Writing
Dialogue so wooden it could double as boat crewman oars.
Director
Leonard Kirtman
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
This film exemplifies the 'Golden Age of Porn' crossover era when adult films briefly chased mainstream release structures with actual 'plots' and character names.
Desiree Cousteau's aquatic stage name was reportedly inspired by Jacques Cousteau — because nothing says oceanography documentary like a masseuse disguise comedy.
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