In this homage to the melodramatic made-for-TV-movie genre, aspiring ballerina Mary Jane Stevens moves to a new town with her emotionally abusive mother in hopes of escaping her physically abusive father.
Acting
Mary Elizabeth Ellis commits to ballet-psychosis like her life depends on it.
Writing
Every line sounds like an AI trained on Lifetime movies had a breakdown.
Production
The fake-Lifetime aesthetic is so perfect it should be in a museum.
Director
Joe Stakun
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
This was created by and for the UCB community as a satirical love letter to the very real, very bonkers Lifetime Original Movie formula.
The title's absurd length directly parodies actual Lifetime titles like 'Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?'—yes, that's a real movie.
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