

Softcore cinema's answer to ESPN2 at 3am finally has a plot. Barely.
It has been a long six months of elimination races, but we've finally gotten to the top two mountain bike endurance race teams, Team Skeeter, and Team Slayer. These are the last two teams to battle it out on a three day endurance race that will finally put to rest who is the best, and who will go home with the one hundred thousand dollar prize. Take a ride alongside our teams comprised of luscious females and hunky team captains, as they find love, lust and winning can be a dirty game as they race to the finish line!
Production
Nicholas Steele shot actual bikes moving, occasionally.
Costume
Spandex budget clearly exceeded script budget.
Director
Nicholas Steele
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Nicholas Steele directed over 200 adult-adjacent features in this era, making this his 'prestige' crossover attempt.
Peak 2005: when 'luscious females and hunky team captains' qualified as logline poetry and TMDB hadn't invented vote minimums yet.