A horny B-movie fever dream where dildos are weapons and logic died screaming.
See the hideous Monsters from the bowels of Canoga Park and Beyond! Hear the moans of Passion and the screams of Terror! Gasp at the Attack of the Twelve-Foot Dildos!
Practical Effects
Twelve-foot dildos as actual set pieces.
Acting
Randy Spears commits to three roles with deranged sincerity.
Costume
Creature designs that look like they crawled from a dumpster.
Director
Jonathan Morgan
Randy Spears
Rip Rockwell / Trent / The Monster
Serenity
Suzie Cheesecake / Judy / Dr. Shelley
Danielle Rogers
Zombie / Villager
Jewel De'Nyle
Clitora
Sana Fey
Tabitha
Shanna McCullough
Vulva
Stephanie Swift
Lesbian Zombie
Ursula Moore
Farm Girl
Mickey G.
Hatseed #1
Herschel Savage
General Slowmo
Ian Daniels
Hayseed #2
Anthony Crane
Harry Balls / Dick Hurtin / Movie Usher / Police Captain / Commando Leader / John / Villager / farmer Dad
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Jonathan Morgan was a prolific adult director who occasionally made 'mainstream' sex comedies; this straddles both worlds.
The title 'Double Feature' winks at grindhouse double bills while being one movie pretending to be two—meta or lazy? You decide.
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