

She's got a 3-month rule. He's got her number. Let the games begin.
L.A. LaMan plays a "rules" girl who insists on dating at least 3 months before she lets a man even touch her. Despite his best efforts, Mark Wood can't seem to get anywhere with her, until a series of increasingly erotic phone conversations start to bread down her resistance. Will she give in and finally give it up? The answer is in Hotline.
Acting
L.A. LaMan commits to the bit with surprising dedication
Writing
Phone dialogue somehow stretches 87 minutes

Director
Mike Quasar
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Mike Quasar directed over 400 adult features in the 2000s, making this one of his more 'mainstream' attempts with actual plot structure.
The 'rules girl' phenomenon peaked with the 1995 self-help book, making this a bizarre time-capsule of Y2K dating anxiety filtered through softcore aesthetics.