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What if Twilight was Belgian, horny, and deeply unhinged? This mockumentary bites.
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Vampires (2010)

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Overview

ComedyHorror

Vincent Lannoo’s ‘mockumentary’ shows us a community of vampires in Belgium. The two ‘parents’ of the family are George and Bertha, who have two teenage children – or rather, they raise two former humans who they turned into vampires. Son Samson is a bit of a jack the lad: enjoying the sexual freedom of vampire life, with all the vigour of an irresponsible young adult regardless of consequences (even incest is not frowned upon in their world, where the word ‘wife’ is often synonymous with ‘mother’ or ‘sister’). Daughter Grace yearns for humanity in a different way: applying fake tan to get rid of her vampiric pallor, dressing in pink clothes, wishing she could feel emotion and even having a human boyfriend.

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Standout Aspects

Writing

Ruthlessly dry satire of vampire lore and family dynamics.

Acting

Cast commits to the bit with zero winks to camera.

Best for:Solo: Late night when you hate yourself a little.·Friends: With that friend who loves awkward European cinema.
Heads up:Sexual Content: Frequent vampire incest, casual nudity, and sexual exploitation themes.·Disturbing: Humans kept as livestock; casual dehumanization played for laughs.
Vincent Lannoo

Director

Vincent Lannoo

ReleasedApr 17, 2010
Runtime1h 28m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacesteady
Intensitymedium
Tonedark
Feelmedium
Left Field Ventures

Top Cast

Carlo Ferrante

Carlo Ferrante

George

Vera Van Dooren

Vera Van Dooren

Bertha

Pierre Lognay

Pierre Lognay

Samson

Fleur Lise Heuet

Fleur Lise Heuet

Grâce

Baptiste Sornin

Baptiste Sornin

Bienvenu

Selma Alaoui

Selma Alaoui

Elisabeth

Arnaud Maillard

Arnaud Maillard

Steve

Paul Ahmarani

Paul Ahmarani

Adélard

Julien Doré

Julien Doré

Jean-Paul

Alexandra Kamp

Alexandra Kamp

Eva

Thomas Coumans

Thomas Coumans

Le petit ami de Grâce

Vincent Lannoo

Vincent Lannoo

L'interviewer

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Deep Dive

Trivia, insights & behind the scenes

Cultural

Belgium's small film industry often uses genre to punch above its weight—this predates What We Do in the Shadows by four years but never broke out internationally.

Insight

Lannoo shot in actual abandoned châteaux and used real Flemish aristocracy as extras, blurring documentary reality.

YouTube

Vampires Trailer | Carlo Ferrante | Vera Van Dooren | Pierre Lognay | Vincent Lannoo

Vampires Trailer | Carlo Ferrante | Vera Van Dooren | Pierre Lognay | Vincent Lannoo

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