

Environmentalists vs. lumberjacks in a very different kind of wood war.
Environmentalists Brad Benton and Joe Foster are feeling overworked and under-appreciated when Falcon Exclusive Josh Weston announces that they're off to Northern California to stop a logging operation encroaching on the territory of the rare black falcon. Head lumberjack Clay Maverick and fellow lumberman Justin Dragon, Jack Ryan, Clay Maverick, Trey Rexx, Ross Stuart, Leo Bramm and Paul Johnson will do anything it takes to put these idealistic tree-huggers in their proper place...kneeling down before hard lumber.
Production
Someone actually scouted Northern California for this.
Costume
Flannel and hard hats: the uniform of conflict.
Writing
Dialogue that thinks it's clever about wood puns.

Director
Kristofer Weston
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Brad Benton is a pseudonym for Dylan Vox, who later became better known for actual mainstream acting.
This belongs to a bizarre subgenre of 'genre parody' adult films from the early 2000s that attempted narrative premises with straight-faced commitment.