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Incompetent cop + secret assassin + bicycle-riding foreign death squads = absolute chaos in Edo-period Kyoto.
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Sure Death! Brown, You Bounder! (1985)

chaotic goodsamurai slapstickconspiracy comedy

Overview

ActionDramaCrime

When the Shogunates greatest secret is stolen, the fate of the nation hangs in the balance. The Shogunate sends an incompetent cop, Tanaka, to Kyoto to act as a stalking horse. Hoping the thieves will kill Tanaka and the Ninja Spies will kill the thieves. But what the Shogunate doesn't realise is that Tanaka's even more incompetent assistant Mondo is in fact the leader of a gang of revengers for hire, there motto is "Sure Death" (or your money cheerfully refunded). Mondo doesn't know that everyone knows about the secret, but they all think he does. Poor Mondo, he not only has to deal with crazed Shogunate extremists, oddball ninjas, crooks who work for the Emperor and bicycle riding foreign death squads. He also have to deal with a wife and a crazy mother-in-law!

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Content warning
jidaigeki

Standout Aspects

Acting

Makoto Fujita's deadpan Mondo vs. escalating absurdity around him.

Production

Jidaigeki aesthetics colliding with foreign death squads on bicycles.

Writing

Nested deceptions where everyone knows something someone else doesn't.

Best for:Friends: Group chaos energy required. Watch with people who appreciate absurdity.·Rewatch: Second viewing catches all the double-crosses you missed.·Background: Actually, no. Pay attention or drown in plot threads.
Heads up:Violence: Samurai-era action with comedic bloodshed and ninja mayhem.
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Director

Jo Hirose

ReleasedJun 29, 1985
Runtime2h 1m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacefast
Intensitymedium
Tonemixed
Feellight
Shochiku
Asahi Broadcasting Corporation

Top Cast

Makoto Fujita

Makoto Fujita

Nakamura Mondo

Izumi Ayukawa

Izumi Ayukawa

Nandemoya no Kayo

Masaki Kyomoto

Masaki Kyomoto

Kumihimoya no Ryu

Hiroaki Murakami

Hiroaki Murakami

Hanaya no Masa

Ippei Hikaru

Ippei Hikaru

Nishi Junnosuke

Toshio Yamauchi

Toshio Yamauchi

Sakae Umezu

Sakae Umezu

Mari Shiraki

Mari Shiraki

Ritsu

Kin Sugai

Kin Sugai

Sen

Kensaku Morita

Kensaku Morita

Kie Nakai

Kie Nakai

Yoshie Kashiwabara

Yoshie Kashiwabara

Hiroyuki Okita

Hiroyuki Okita

Tsurube Shofukutei

Tsurube Shofukutei

Toki Shiozawa

Toki Shiozawa

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Deep Dive

Trivia, insights & behind the scenes

Trivia

The 'Sure Death' refund motto parodies actual Edo-period service guarantees, applying consumer protection logic to assassination.

Cultural

Jidaigeki films of the 1980s often subverted samurai codes for comedy; this one adds foreign elements as deliberate genre disruption.

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SURE DEATH 2

SURE DEATH 2

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Sure Death! Collection(6 films)
Sure Death poster6.5

Sure Death

1984

Sure Death! Brown, You Bounder! poster
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Sure Death! Brown, You Bounder!

1985

Sure Death! 3 poster7.0

Sure Death! 3

1986

Sure Death 4 poster6.6

Sure Death 4

1987

Sure Death 5 poster8.0

Sure Death 5

1991

Sure Death 6 poster

Sure Death 6

1996

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