Is The Fjord Witch superstition, or is it true that Satan's bride lives across Melkelva in the forest by Grytefjord? Does Tordenskjold find himself or someone else entirely? Who would win in a magic battle between Jesus and Harry Potter? These and other questions are answered in Kurt Josef Wagle's lost video footage.
Writing
Jesus vs. Harry Potter theological debate scene
Practical Effects
Fjord Witch costume clearly from Spirit Halloween
Acting
Stig Frode Henriksen's committed deadpan chaos

Director
Tommy Wirkola
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Pre-Dead Snow Wirkola proving Norwegian horror-comedy works best with zero budget and maximum commitment.
This was shot before Dead Snow made Wirkola famous — same chaotic energy, 1/1000th the budget. The Tordenskjold character name references a legendary Norwegian naval hero, which none of the characters seem to know.
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