The sitcom you never asked to see naked finally answers: what WAS Mrs. Garrett teaching?
When the girls of Yeastland Academy Junior College head to class, the school bell rings in their sexual awakenings. But when Nathalie, the dorm's straight-A virgin feels like she's the only girl not getting her young holes stretched, her horny best friends teach her some valuable lessons in getting some loving. Blonde and beautiful, Blaire demonstrates the rich-bitch technique for getting cock. Sexy Tomboy Jo reveals that some boys like it rough. Naive and naughty Tootie drops her skimpy school uniform and shows her booty. Finally, busty red-headed House-Mother Mrs. Garrett teaches Nathalie the best lesson of them all: "Girls, girls, girls!" can always get their pussies wet in an all-girl school.
Production
Absurdly committed recreation of 80s sitcom sets.
Writing
Puns so aggressively terrible they loop back to genius.
Director
Gram Ponante
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Part of 2010s 'golden age' of porn parodies that spoofed wholesome family sitcoms before streaming fragmented the market.
Gram Ponante, the director, was a well-known porn journalist who brought actual film criticism sensibility to smut.
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