The 2.6/10 rating that dared to ask: what if Baywatch had zero budget and even less shame?
Jamie is a makeup artist for a local bikini contest on the beautiful South Beach of Miami. Her life appears to be falling apart when her boyfriend leaves her in a jealous rage. Her wild and gorgeous friends, Dev and Bink, convince her to be a contestant in the contest while her ex-boyfriend's bumbling private detective hilariously tries to track her. In a transformation of innocence to high-profile model, Jamie heats up Miami at South Beach.
Costume
G-string budget somehow stretched to 88 minutes of spandex
Direction
Ken Blakey's single directorial credit — we see why
Director
Ken Blakey
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
This is the THIRD Bikini Summer film, meaning somewhere two others exist and somebody financed them. Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst's IMDb bio mysteriously omits this credit.
TMDB shows only 9 votes because humanity has collectively agreed to forget. This represents peak 1997 direct-to-video sleaze before the internet made actual pornography accessible.
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