Season 1 • Episode 1
LatestThe high-kicking, high-action exploits of Buddhist Kung-Fu law enforcement officer Terry Phoo and feisty teen-rebel turned super-hero Whitey Action, who form an unlikely but effective crime-fighting team taking on Britain's super-vile, super-famous mutated criminals, The Freebies.
Production
Gleaming BBC budget slapped onto utter nonsense.
Costume
Terry Phoo's monk-cop ensemble deserves museum preservation.
Writing
Dialogue that thinks it's WAY cleverer than it is.
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Based on Jamie Hewlett's comic strip, this £4 million pilot was commissioned for a full series then abruptly cancelled—leaving only this bizarre artifact.
Arrived at peak 'British cool' era (2008) yet somehow missed every mark, becoming a cautionary tale about adapting street art aesthetics to television.
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